February 2012
when i was younger i had this fear that whenever i slept someone could simply walk into my room to cut off my hair or shave off my eyebrows and i could not control them because i was asleep obviously
thinking about it this could actually happen without reason and your hair would be gone in a second woaaaaaaah scary
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morrissey: you go home and you cry and you want to die
me: how did you know
diz iz my tumblr and i post what i want i dont care about ur opinion if u dont like it look 4 my unfollow button!!!11!1 i like nutella so much omfggg itz mah LIFE!!!!11
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annikafagface:
i love making direct eye contact and holding it until the other person has to look away it is like quietly declaring my dominance over the rest of the human race
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bkork:
so, french people, huh?
YES
◔◡◔nothing feels as good as new bed sheets◔◡◔
i was going to listen to björk and automatically searched ”bkork” in my itunes and it didn’t give any results and so i was like huh oh
sarah what are you doing this is all your fault
bkork asked: thiratrix caramelastrange
but then
there was helena bonham carter
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“That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
bkork said: if i was your brother i would kick yo butt
well u ain’t my brotha, sista it was well deserved he was being an annoying bitch all night (also i needed a bath) (i need baths every minute of the day) (when i die i want to die in the bath i love baths this much)
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
my brother ran a bath for himself and then went to the other room for something and i quickly went to the bathroom locked the door and jumped in the bathtub myself HAHAHAHA i’m so mean omg
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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scavengedluxury said: The M stands for Moronic these days. how about they just change it to Moronic Mental Illness Television and show us jersey shore even more
how did television become so fucking stupid nowadays jesus CHRIST teen mom this teen mom that jersey whore here jersey whore tehre FOR REAL FUCK OFF someone take mtv away before i’ll tear my own flesh off out of fatal FRUSTRATION
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remember whenever people are a let down we always have food and tea and dumb text posts like these to get rid of
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my head feels so heavy it’s as if some truck has loaded thousands of bricks in it
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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“I feel the need to swing away from constant explanations. I want to run away...”
– From The Diary of Anais Nin 1934-1939 by Anais Nin (via mirroir)
it’s 2:35 am and i am craving a cheesecake.
vegetables are cool you are cool if you eat vegetables
I don’t think I have eaten meat in the last two weeks and I am going to call myself a vegetarian until the next time I eat meat again comes which’ll be probably pretty soon but this is how we roll.
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“Why not wear mismatching shoes? Who says we can’t? I was just having fun.”
– Helena Bonham Carter (via shebuildssandcastles)
i obviously really like making photos of absolute nothingness around me all day just to afterwards never rewatch these photos ever again
it’s been going like this for about three years now and my folders are exploding with things i don’t even know about i’m a tr00 collector in another 3 years i’ll watch everything back and be like oh nice trees oh trees again oh a house...
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I’m bored to death all i do is watch films all day and drink tea
my aunt invited me over to the other side of the country to sleep there this weekend but then again what do i do there i could go to the beach befriend some seagulls and drown myself in the sea that’s one thing
you can obvsly tell how lame and awfully bored i am by posting my plans
fucking sighs